Navy ocean camouflage "I Survived the Government Shutdown 2025" Hoodie

This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a quiet, wry declaration—“I survived the government shutdown 2025”—stitched into a clean, minimalist chest design. The mid-weight 50/50 blend drapes softly and holds its shape, so the message remains crisp through washes and seasons. Wear it on slow mornings, at community meetups, or while swapping stories with neighbors; it reads like a small, shared wink between people who made it through a strange stretch of time. The pouch pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort, while the tear-away label and smooth fabric keep irritation low. Subtle, honest, and a little defiant—this hoodie fits into the life of someone who values practicality, dry humor, and the company of fellow survivors.

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a smooth, durable finish
- Tear-away label and compliant, ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed